‘I’m a bit of a dandy’: ‘I’ve always wanted to be a neurosurgeon’

The day I arrived in the UK for the first time, I was nervous about getting a haircut.

I had to be there for three weeks.

A nurse said I’d only get the hair done once a week.

I thought, Oh, no, I have to be here for the whole month.

So I took a look at my appointments.

I looked at the haircuts, and I was thinking, No, I want to have this, that and the other.

They all look very professional.

But then I got the first appointment.

It was a very professional, very clean haircut.

I don’t remember the person that did it.

When I was asked to give my hair to the nurse, I said, I’ve got it, you know, I can’t wait to give it to my wife.

And she was like, What?

No, no you can’t do that.

She was like you can do anything you want.

So I took her to the kitchen and put my hair in the sink.

Then she gave me the haircut, which was great.

I didn’t feel weird, I didn